Zune

Zune died on November 15, 2015, when its services went dark. It was nine.

It came out five years after the music player everyone already had, and was brown.

It let you send a song to a stranger nearby, which was a lovely idea that required a stranger with a Zune.

The devices still play what is on them. They are, in that sense, the luckiest in this hall.

In lieu of flowers, squirt a song to someone.