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Bard

2023-03 – 2024-02-08
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Bard died on February 8, 2024, when it was renamed Gemini. It was eleven months old.

Its first public demonstration contained a wrong answer, and its parent company's share price noticed.

It worked hard after that and got much better, which is how most people who die young are described.

It is survived by Gemini, who has its memories and none of its name.

In lieu of flowers, please double-check the telescope question.

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